One of our crew tried to attach a rope to it yesterday, but no dice. Several of the crew boofed over the boat and it didn't budge at all. That boat is stuck nicely.
One of the State Patrol made an appearance, but left once he learned no one was in the water. I spoke with the drivers of three cars who stopped and were about to call 911, thinking someone was trapped underwater. I suspect this will continue to happen daily, so if anyone manages to free the boat, good on you.