Can recite verbatim from CRC1 ,CRC2, Western Whitewater,RiverRunners Guide to Utah 1 &2,Gringo's Guide to Mexican Whitewater,Honduras the Undiscovered Country,Floaters Guide to Colorado,etc,but still reread them regularly
Own at least a half dozen dog-eared Gazeteers
Can't get in the hall closet 'cause you have 9 paddles in there
On vacation your luggage is a small day pack for clothes and toiletries and a giant duffel bag for boating gear.
ps...Poptarts and bong hits is the breakfast of champions