So I saw this topic on rockclimbing.com about how sometimes people ask really stupid questions like, "so how did you get your rope up there?" (atleast we think they are stupid). Most climbers are super cool about it and try to help people learn about the sport. But sometimes you just want to repsond with a smart ass response some of my favorites were... "Ever heard of Ninjas?" or "we trained our dog to walk it around to the top"
Sooo I thought it might be fun to hear what you have always wanted to say to the questions we get. Dont missunderstand this I am not advocating being an ass or anything. Just what you have wanted to say.
Here are the questions I get.
1. What happens when you flip over?
2. What if you hit your head on a rock?
3. So do you kneel in that thing? How do you fit in that thing?
4. Dont you know that the water is moving to fast for you to paddle up stream?(when surfing a wave a redenck on the side of the river came over and told me this)