what I overheard on Main St in Durango
I was walking back to where my wife and kid were and there was this soccer mom ranting to her friend about the lady who drowned on Upper A. She was ranting about how they should make it off-limits and disallow any boating at all on Upper A because it was a bad influence to her kids and other kids.
I stood there dazed and confused as she was ranting her way through this misguided, misinformed diatribe. Now I am not a SEXIST male pig, just a male pig, but I could not help myself, so those readers of female gender, please forgive my trespass. I piped in my 2 cents, well...maybe 50 cents, and told her that yeah, you're right about that ma'am, they ought to make running rivers illegal, ban it outright, jail the bastards, and while we're at it, maybe we should ban and/or jail do-gooder-betty crocker-soccer mom- bizitches who think they know what is best for the rest of the damn world, yet seemingly cannot figure out why they are the proud owner of the world's most dysfunctional family of Mom, Dad, 2.5 kids (one of which is the new heroin king/queen of the local junior high).
ARGH...God save us from these azzholes