Oh, I dunno, man. I think you're being a little harsh. I mean, who among us hasn't had some Ellie May wood? Maybe you get your rocks off to Jed, hey, it's a new millenium, that's cool. But I think we can all agree that the Clampits are pretty sweet.
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot. -Jack Handy