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Old 05-22-2008   #1
 
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Warning: Idiot Alert!!!!!

Giving you guys a heads up, there will be an Idiot asshole from Texas coming to "boat" next week through the 1st week of June. I would like everybody to be alert and if you see his dumb ass smoking weed, please have him arrested. The state of texas and all the boaters residing there would be ever greatful, infact, there may be a reward for it. In addition to this he plans on running clear creek including rigormortis. His boating skills are no match for clear creek and I would like to give you a heads up on that one as well. So if you see this idiot, just call the cops or something.

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Is his name Grif?
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haha, no, but he follows the same pattern except the girlfriend would be his butt buddy richard. Hes more concerned with smoking weed than he is running the rivers
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and if you read the paddle texas forums, which i doubt anybody will, you would find out why we want this theiving, lying, cheatin pothead arrested.
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Don't knock smoking weed and paddling just because your Texas buddy can't handle it...
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He aint my buddy. No self respecting paddler would like him.
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You still shouldn't encourage people to report puffing the ganja!
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Hmmm, what else, I mean you can't exactly get him arrested for being a douche bag. Any ideas, feel free to act on them.
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You're all gapers in Texas,far as we're concerned.

You leave the weed out of this
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Well, thats nice, but I don't really care what you think.
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