Super Sick Secret
Greeley possesses some of the sickest drops in all of Weld County. The kayakers here not only run drops upside down through barbed wire, they also ride motorcycles, run chain saws, drink beer, screw women, and shoot the cans when they're done. The underground kayak society has known about this gem for years. They start outside Windsor and run to highway 85. If you have a big truck, a big gun, and a short and skinny penis, this is up your alley.