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Old 04-18-2006   #1
 
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Single Boater Dude

I am single Class VI boater looking for a someone to run the knar with. All shapes and sizes are acceptable and will get equal love from me. I like slow walks on the beach, rainy days and peanut butter. Also, I like to disco dance and shag. If there are any single boater chicks out there looking to share a run down the knar or a spot in my sleeping bag next to the campfire, you just let me know. If the CU Kayak Club president is reading this, I heard from some folks that you're just the other side of damn-right FINE. You can especially shoot me a note. Girly, I'll run anything with you....

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How does your boyfriend feel about this?
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I am single Class VI boater looking for a someone to run the knar with. All shapes and sizes are acceptable and will get equal love from me. I like slow walks on the beach, rainy days and peanut butter. Also, I like to disco dance and shag. If there are any single boater chicks out there looking to share a run down the knar or a spot in my sleeping bag next to the campfire, you just let me know. If the CU Kayak Club president is reading this, I heard from some folks that you're just the other side of damn-right FINE. You can especially shoot me a note. Girly, I'll run anything with you....
Please boy... leave em alone I'd like the women that come here and talk to us to stay, so if you could refrain from talking about your shaggin every post and get some class and approach a woman like shes a person and not an object mabey you'd get a response....[/code]
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How does your boyfriend feel about this?
Oh, snap


This aint adultfriendfinder.com dude
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You have a good memory Wisegirl... maybe too good. I don't know where JC is but if you see him, remind him that it's time to come home — mamma's cookin' of lobster and taters is on the table. As for the rest of you, maybe I should've prefaced my post with an OT... but the fact remains, I'm single and looking for female boaters to share peanut butter and disco dancing with. Any takers? I am as cute as I am desperate... I promise.
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If the CU Kayak Club president is reading this, I heard from some folks that you're just the other side of damn-right FINE.
I can verify this part is true.
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All i have to say is Guys Fail!!!!!!

pinheadboater...you are awesome!!!!! it is good to see that not all paddlers are jerks!!!!!
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Hey...smoke emif ugotem...perhaps you should spend a few years growing up before your next post. I'm really sick of your $#!+. By the way, I don't know of any class V or VI boater that doesn't know how to spell GNAR you stupid ( | ) hole.
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IkayakNboard - Are you a single boater chick looking to run the knar? Why so much hostility? Your mother must not have loved you when you were a child.

For that, I feel sorry for you...
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