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Old 03-09-2007   #1
 
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Settle a bet

My friends and I were discussing last night -- what's the best excuse (real or extremely fake) anyone's heard for missing a roll and swimming? Wonder if you buzzrs heard anything good lately ...

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i could not reach the bottom with my paddle
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I cracked my vertebrae in three pieces and almost missed my roll and swam once.....
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Only applicable to female paddlers: I got a CandirĂº in my boat.
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"...turns out I needed a left handed paddle." -anonymous
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I was simply ripped out of my boat (I know this does happen, but not in Class III).
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"I was attacked by a huge trout. Fukkin vicious."

"When I was upside down I saw a huge gold nugget and went for it."

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Old 03-09-2007   #10
 
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