Bwahahaha, dude, do it. That sounds like a riot for sure! Just get a higher flotation pfd this time, would ya!? Your gonna need another shot of you going into Lava for comparison.
Glad you got on a permit, right on. Paddle real hard and you might catch up with us in time for the rager
...wait the park service reads these, nevermind, nuttin to see here...quick, a diversion