I know that putting down the Paco Pad is considered sacrilegious by some, but.... I say arise from the ground my river brothers and sisters. Denounce the evil Paco and his ground dwelling ways. Rise above the sand, dirt, mud, and crawling creatures that dwell within your tent or in your campsite. Arise and see the light. Get thee therefore to the roll-a-cot, and repent of your Paco ways.
Sorry....I got a little carried away there....the roll-a-cot spirit was moving me.