Joe, do you carry all that stuff every time you paddle? It must weight a ton. That makes me feel very irresponsible. Perhaps I should.
Also, don't you worry about having webbing around your waste and no quick release? Everybody swims sometime.
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot. -Jack Handy