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Old 08-31-2007   #1
 
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I'm afraid of water... would I like rafting?

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Old 09-02-2007   #2
 
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How dry are the wetsuits?
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How do we get back to the bus?
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Old 09-02-2007   #4
 
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What time of year do the Deer turn to Elk?

Does the river go in a circle?

Is the raft on a track?
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Old 09-02-2007   #5
 
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I didn't know I shouldn't wear slacks and wingtips.
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Old 09-02-2007   #6
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upon seeing the milky way for the first time on an overnite.

custy says, "what are those clouds? is it going to rain?"

i said, "those aren't clouds, that's the milky way."

custy says, "i thought the milky way was a galaxy."

i said, "it is a galaxy. it's the one we live in."
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Old 09-02-2007   #7
 
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In reference to the Loop on the lower Yough:
"does it really end at the top again?"
"Yes, MC Escher designed it."
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Old 09-02-2007   #8
 
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Custy - "How do I hold the oar?"
Me - "Cover the part that just hit you in the face with your inside hand and grab in the middle of the shaft with the other hand, and, ah, it's a paddle, that's why I'm trying to teach you how to paddle."

One more and my favorite...
Custy - "What do the Big Horn sheep eat, rabbits?
Me - "Yep, and tourists."
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Old 09-02-2007   #9
 
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Here's a good one that I get a lot:

Custy: Why do you carry a knife on your vest?

Me: 1. For spreading of cream cheese on bagels
2. For surgical purposes
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Here's a good one that I get a lot:

Custy: Why do you carry a knife on your vest?

Me: 1. For spreading of cream cheese on bagels
2. For surgical purposes
3. To make sure you listen/so I don't have to ask twice
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