Custy - "How do I hold the oar?"
Me - "Cover the part that just hit you in the face with your inside hand and grab in the middle of the shaft with the other hand, and, ah, it's a paddle, that's why I'm trying to teach you how to paddle."
One more and my favorite...
Custy - "What do the Big Horn sheep eat, rabbits?
Me - "Yep, and tourists."
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.