The race date is pending and will be announced within the next few days... In the mean time, I'm still the champ, Natural Light is still the best, and the granola pussy is still in Boulder.
Tom, you never beat me in any race, your half ginger, and haven't gotten laid in almost a year.
Kevin, it's going to be hard to race while your serving that jail sentence for child molestation.
Paul, maybe you should try calvin clein cause that other salvation army suit wasn't the exactly the most aerodynamic.
Evan, Kyle, and Marty: You're all basically prehistoric fossils and will probably break your hip before race day so I don't feel the need to talk smack