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Old 06-19-2008   #1
 
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Nude Browns Run

My girlfriend and I are driving up from Pueblo on Saturday to do a nude run on Browns. This is a class III run that is at an absolutely awesome level right now. We'd love to introduce some new people to nude boating, so any of you who were too intimidated to sign up for a six day stretch of nudity with total strangers. We'll be at the putin around 1 or 2. We have room in our raft for 3 or 4 other people if you don't have your own raft. I'm bringing a keg of PBR which I'm obviously willing to share.

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Old 06-20-2008   #2
 
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great...i'll be sure to check out whitewaterphotography.com to see if you are full of shit or not. smile for the camera!

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If you do a search for nude rafting, you will find a picture from the Teva Games a few years back where a bunch of folks went down Dowd Chute Buck Naked. PFD's only.
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mann o man, i must be missing out. again you have chosen a family oriented, most user day on the planet run. ..........may i suggest you use noahs ark for you shuttle? and please OOOOOHHHHHHH please, speak about beauty, nakedness, and drunken stuper, all in the same breath similar to your last siminar...............sombody please take a camera............again......NOAHS ARK>>>>>>JUST UP STREAM FOR PERPETUAL BLISS
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BTW, you ever been arrested for disturbeing the piece?
you know what? please send us your plate number, and we will make sure you have a fine ride down from pueblo
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If your nude in your kayak does it count?
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instead of being cool for "nude" rafting. how about dress for the water? wouldn't that be the smart thing.
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If your nude in your kayak does it count?
Only if you don't wear your skirt.

Talk about junk in your trunk


All should be good as long as you stay in the boat...........butt if you swim..............you might end up with an inn'y instead of an out'y.

(I'm getting this vision of naked swimming in icewater..........kind of like tha same vision I got thinking about being naked at sand wash and ending up with mosquito bites in my.....um.....pecker.........the appeal just isn't there for some reason. But it sounds good on paper.)
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Nekkid browns sounds a bit chilly. Look out for high shrivel factor
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Jesus man, are you retarded? If you swim you will not only be putting your body in danger (H-Y-P-O-T-H-E-R-M-I-A), but think of the poor sucker who pulls you out of the water. With the shrinkage don't you think they'll say "this one's too small, I'm throwing it back in.."?

As for your 20 year old girlfriend... I'll be waiting at Seidel's for her!

I still don't think this guy is real.
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