and what the fuck is plooking, is that hillbilly jiberish?
I am not surprised that plook has taken a newer meaning these days with the urban dictionary and all, but it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his triple release rock opera hit "Joe's Garage". You should listen to it Tom. Its right up your alley. It just means the same as any other word for f#ck, but in the context of the album, it refers to a threesome that the protagonist of the story is involved in with a chrome plated small appliance robot named Sy Borg, and a Gay Bob doll.
But the urban dictionary definition most closely describes my encounter with your mom's mammalian protuberences.