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Old 09-26-2012   #1
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kayakin is fer pussies

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Old 09-26-2012   #2
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Not sure how I've made it this far without a shotgun in my rescue kit
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Old 09-26-2012   #3
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A couple of those pitons looked bad.
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Old 09-26-2012   #4
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True story: Local cop was in my swiftwater class. Talked about some drunk fools getting their ducky pinned on an island in the Gallatin. After many failed efforts to free the duckies all parties approved of shooting the ducky until it was freed. Gallatin Valley's finest.
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Old 09-26-2012   #5
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that was awesome
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Nice, OBJ, Upper East... what was the last drop? Upper Daisy?
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Old 09-26-2012   #7
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.....i'd heard all about it at our local watering hole, the ELDO, aka the "allbro", aka the "yacht club", aka the "men's club", aka the "all-toe", aka the "winchester".....kayaking is for chumps and wimps they said....my boys finally got me and my gal and another buddy to go no-canoe "FACE EATER FALLS"....i was told it was all of 4-5 hundred feet tall....a slide falls combo....i got my 5-10 creekers, throw rope and beer....it's all about jeans, beer and gunfire and of course whitewater....my eyes were opened.....these guys are sickos!!!!next season, if you see them carrying a canoe up in the woods......LEAVE 'EM BE!!!!!....like 50cent says..."if there's more than one no-canoer, there's more than one gun"....ps,,,,,feeling bored? the DYOG RACE is this weekend....dig your own grave race down the west side of KEBLER PASS....and of course, byog....bring your own gun, as it is in bi-athalon format....remember that the name of the course is NOPADSATALL, no-pads-at-all....which means, no padding , protective gear or helmets allowed....its a 2 mile course, drops 220ft, is in horrible condition, should have fresh chip-seal by race day....skateboards, rollerblades, wagons, shopping carts and the like are allowed.....no bikes!!!! sorry to jack the thread but........DYOG'er420CB....
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Old 09-26-2012   #8
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Awesome! looks like it was an 'interesting' summer in CB. What's crazy is that a bunch of the large drops in there have been run...by Larsen and Stokes....con agua of course. See No Big Names 1 when they are literally falling down mountains in the upper trib zones of Daisy..I think Larsen named the drop at 1:33 stairway to heaven...And Stokes definitely ran that one at 1:56. From there on out, it looks like all fists on the other side in the upper sillyslides zones...we've all looked at those with water...and then went to Cali. Good entertainment SL!
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Old 09-26-2012   #9
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I think you guys live in the same condo area in CB that I do. I have been seeing some fucked up canoes at the dumpsters and was wondering were they were coming from, The video explains it all. Nice work guys!
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