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Old 05-05-2010   #1
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J-bo is a .....

J-bo sucks monkey dick! I can't believe that he got in his car and the first thing he did was to call our other friend to say that i swam. That was right after he gave me a high five and told me not to worry about it.

Yes I did swam today. Yes it was at a play park. Yes all of CRMS kayak club got to watch.

And what did J-bo do????? he waited until I collected my junk and started to sim to shore and then he started to help. How did he help? He rammed his boat into my life jacket until he rammed me into an eddie. Seriously, is this a valid swift water rescue technique?

Yeah Yeah Yeah... I know Gary... I'm a tool for swimming. But... swiming is my boating style. Kayaking is easy, try to swim that stuff, pussies!

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p.s. happy Cino De Mayo biatches!

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Ladiessss please - shouldn't this post be redirected to the betty forum.
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LMAO! Swimming is part of the game bro, maybe not at a play park, lol. I'm heading to Cali so I'm not saying a word. Glad JBo was there to help your sorry ass into the eddy.
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Haha - sounds like a good kayaking buddy to me. Nice work Jbo. All my buddies would (have) done the same!
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kEL, you're killing me! hilarious. Mut, it's ok you don't have a hand roll. Or an offiside roll. Or an onside roll. You're out there paddling, and that's way more than 95% of the population does. I was the swim team captain for years. Then I learned to roll. It's all about pride my friend. Now suck it up and swim yur shit to shore. Oh yeah and learn to type you're a professional (swimmer).
P.S. J-bo, why was I not called?
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Old 05-06-2010   #7
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I guess after 18 years of kayaking, I should learn to roll. I really apprectiate the text messages and PM's offering me a free role clinic. Some of you guys really know how to rub salt in the wounds.

Daddy hullflyer, I proof read my work and found only 4 typos. That's not too bad for a Ft. Lewis grad. The problem was that I typed the message after celebrating Cino De Mayo. And I was laughing while I was hunting and pecking. Next time I'm dictating my posts to my secretary.

So, are you all ready for Escalante?
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Hullflyer, can you paddle Escalante on Thursday or Friday? Mut wants to go so we need all the help we can get.
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Mut, there's a lot of dick(tation) and ramming in your posts. Maybe J-bro should have used some lube when he rescued yer shyte and you wouldn't be complaining so much!

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Old 05-06-2010   #10
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Hullflyer, you’re funny. J-bo likes it rough. He won't use any lube.

Are you able to head our way and chaperone me on Escalante? My wife only lets me go if there are real boaters with me. Come on, it will be like old times when you chase my junk down Valle.

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