Get a job waiting tables so you can spend every day boating and suffering from a debilitating gear addiction. Then once you get tired of it all or break a shoulder, start riverboarding so you can spend your entire time as close to the water as possible. Or if you never tire and don't get too injured, start a nice biking and/or climbing habit so you have something to obsess about when the rivers aren't flowing.
Then you can feed you growing gear addiction, find a S/O who is also spiraling down the drain of physical fulfillment, and you guys can go ride off into the sunset accomplishing what both your parents will think is some sort of suicidal rage against "normal" life. This will probably result in them asking you at every opportunity why you just can't "get married and have kids like a normal couple" and "why did you even get that degree if you're not using it". Have fun!