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Old 07-23-2009   #1
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HUGE SQUIRT-BOATING FESTIVAL! OMG!!!!!!

WHAT: the 4th Annual Rincon Rendezvous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEN: Friday July 31 through Saturday, August 2
WHERE: just upstream from the Rincon boat ramp near Salida, Colorado

WTF? Thousands of Rocky Mountain squirt boaters will descend on what is arguably the finest mystery-move venue in the intermountain west to spend three days in entranced pursuit of this most hallowed of kayaking tricks. It's a safe, chilled-out spot to spectate or soak yer hed for the first time or 100th time. A handful of squirt boats will be available if you'd like to give it a shot. Just ask! Free camping is available on the BLM land on river left. See map at link below for directions. We'll have some homebrews to sample, too.

PS: Does anyone have a drytop I can borrow? My mustache is so big that it tore my neck gasket when I was last suiting up.

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Derk tried to make it down to the RR a couple of times, but it never did work out with his schedule.

We'll sink a few for him.
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So I heard there was some kind of "mustache multiplier". Can you tell me more about that? If I start now will it help? Is Amy going to have to get in a boat more than once to compensate?
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So I heard there was some kind of "mustache multiplier". Can you tell me more about that? If I start now will it help? Is Amy going to have to get in a boat more than once to compensate?
It's true. You'll be awarded more points if you have a nice mustache. So you could conceivably win the trophy with mediocre mystery move if you happened to have a really great mustache.

To compensate for this, Amy will have to squirt-boat more than any male at the gathering. Or figure out how to grow a mustache.

The official mustache genesis date was July 6. If you start now, it could possibly help, but we'll have to apply a very complex trigonometric formula to determine how to inversely pro-rate your growth while taking into account your natural rate of lip-caterpillar materiél production.

Does that answer you questions?
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Thank you for the very thorough response.

BTW - It appears that Milo may be attending again this year. Luke?
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How many points would this guy get?

Maybe I should bring him down?
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How are Milo and Luke's 'staches coming along? Will they be able to sink as well?

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How many points would this guy get?

Maybe I should bring him down?
Lmyers: That dude could win without even getting in the water. Hell, he's probably won already. He can stay on his couch! Maybe we should call the whole event off. Seriously, though, those stachewings would introduce a whole new dimension of submarine hydrodynamics. Bring 'im down!

Ian: Luke, unfortunately, will not be attending, though he would LOVE to. He and his sister and mother are flying to Maine for the annual 6-week trip on Tuesday, so Dad's batchin' it again.

Aric: I can't speak for Milo, but Luke is sporting a full, dark beard. Odd for a five-year-old, I know. Odder still is that he's got blond hair, so the dark beard at five was a real surprise for his mother and me.
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Milo's 'stache may require a marker assist. We'll need to check M. Gallaghater for the same.

I agree w/ Sam; that dude has already won. The rest of us will be sinking for second place.
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Back to some squirt porn.

Going, going...
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