Pike Peak Club?!!!!! I don't think so, Double-Ass. I rather get that reach around from the Kid that you love so much, than to boat with front range trash. How is So Cal, is the powder as good as it is at your beloved Crusty Butt? You would probably be doing laps on the Gold Link lift after getting the groomed trail report. You are probably rolling around in your Miata with a shiny shit, too much cologne and hair gel looking for the nude beach with a bottle of coco butter.
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