I'm sorry, I believe I completely misinterpreted this topic. Here are mine.
Gore Rule #1:
You do not talk about Gore.
Gore Rule #2:
All first timers must run the slide backwards.
Gore Rule #3:
No complaining on the paddle in about flat water, wind, or cold weather.
Gore Rule #4:
All bald eagles, pelicans, river otters, beavers, moose, and bear must be vigorously pointed at and remarked about effusively.
Gore Rule #5:
No excessive public displays of urination at the gear up eddy.
Gore Rule #6:
All paddlers must boof the rock at the bottom of the first rapid.
Gore Rule #7:
Don’t follow Brian down the left line on Applesauce.
Gore Rule #8:
Surf the wave after Applesauce, but don’t be a wave hog. When rushed, wave wheels are acceptable.
Gore Rule #9:
Real men don’t run the sneak, but smart say they do Mary Ann. Real women aim for the sneak, ferry across the entire horizon line and run the meat straight into Ginger. Smart women do the same.
Gore Rule #10:
Sneak the Scissors hole and catch the eddy on the right. Use the excuse that you don’t run the hole because you like to eddy hop.
Gore Rule #11:
Catch the micro eddy on river left above Pyrite and then sneak the hole to the left. Use the excuse that you don’t run the hole because you like to eddy hop.
Gore Rule #12:
Don’t swim in the class III. Yeah, I'm talking to you!
Gore Rule #13:
Follow Brian’s lines all the way to Tunnel.
Gore Rule #14:
No swimming at Tunnel. Extra points for freestyle moves.
Gore Rule #15:
Ridicule all boaters who swim in the pool below Tunnel.
Gore Rule #16:
If you sneak Toilet Bowl, go left! No, more left, more left!
Gore Rule #17:
Never run Kirshbaum the same way twice.
Gore Rule #18:
Take a break at the Steamboat picnic area.
Gore Rule #19:
Practice hand rolls in the pools at the end while ridiculing people who swam in the pool below Tunnel and asking where the new play wave will be.
Gore Rule #20:
Drive back up and do it again!