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Old 07-25-2009   #1
 
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Gnarrows race 2009???

I believe Cutch won the honors of scheduling this event... But may I suggest next Sunday August 2ND.. that works for me.. anyone in??
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I am In Like Flint. I think it might just be me and you Patrick. Does anyone else boat in Fort Collins? Shit, your about to join the old and decrepit with kids list too. 1st step to becoming a narrows champ is getting a vasectomy.

I believe the FoCo crew has about 15 total days on the water between you all. Mostly split between some french guy and Marty, who going against conventionalism, has kids and is older than father time himself.

Enough writing, I am going to run the Big South. I will be sure to sprint the flatwater section just to train a little. Not that I need it.
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I know lots of boaters in the fort that paddle. We just dont talk about it online.
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I to know lots of boaters in the Fort.. since I live there.. and you dont talk about it online?? go back and look at the posts about the 2008 Gnarrows race..
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Patrick, you motherscratcher...goin up to narrows in a bit probably. Care to join us and "train"? I'll shout motivational cliche's at you.
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boatin

would love to but gotta be back by 1..
give me a call at 970-691-3322
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I've been boating at least five times this year.
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This is all the shit talking that has taken place in my 10 hours of absence? This is what I am talking about, FoCo is lame. Sorry I couldn't ignite the fire I was too busy training to kick your asses up on the BS

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Patrick I don't know if I will join you tomorrow. I think I will work on my other boof stroke (not with your sister this time) and then go to a BBQ. If I took a lap or two on the Narrows tomorrow that would be like giving the test answers away before hand.
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First rule about boating in Fort Collins, is we don't talk about boating in Fort Collins.

Second Rule about boating in Fort Collins, is we don't talk about boating in Fort Collins.

Ronto the kayaker is ready to kick some ass and bring the belt back to its rightful place! The FC crew will represent this year!!
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really

I really don't understand this "fight club" like 2009 gnarrows race mind set..
Last year there was like hundreds of shit talking posts about leifs mom kicking so and so's ass.. ect..
In the interest of the sport I will offer up my mom as the 2009 "whore" since Leif is probably not coming back for a race...There fore his mom should probably be left out(leif I was in no way calling your mom a whore, please don't rip my head off). I am not doing this because my mom is, but because the level of shit talking or even any talking at all is down right pathetic.

Oh and Kevin I called my sister up and showed her your last post. She said you didnt even have a "boof stroke" and that it was the most uneventful 21 seconds of her life....
So skip the BBQ and come out with me and I will show you the way down the Narrows since you have probably forgotten since all you have been doing this summer is riding your bike!!
Kyle.. your pants are going to be falling down soon, because the buckle will be coming back to a Fort Collins home..

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