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Old 04-19-2007   #1
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Global Warming my ass!

Man, what is the deal!!!! I WANT TO PADDLE NOW!

What do I have to do, go down and buy an Ford 850 Super Doodie and leave the thing floored in park in order to get these creeks to crack open. Seems like we have been surfing a 55-60 degree weather pattern for a month.

All we need is two... back to back 80 degree days and these creeks on the front range are gonna look like some old school bible movie that Chuck Hestin would have begged to star in...

Just 2!!! Come on, let the warming begin!!!!!!!!!

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather...To skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming... WOW !!!! What a ride!!!!!!"
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Old 04-19-2007   #2
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Patience there - It's only April, and you forget that this is Colorado. Highwater does't hit the Front Range until May. Still a couple of weeks to go
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Old 04-20-2007   #3
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Bed Time Prayers

Hey Crawdaddy. While you and Gator Bait are camping out under the stars tonight, I want you to recite this one for me.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Make it warm I want to creek.
And if it rains before I wake,
Please make the river elevate.
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