Don't even bother, I'm clearly going to win... (1/4 mile trash talk)
You know, years ago, I talked a lot of trash about the 1/4 mile race. This was before I became the race director and envisioned pretty much the greatest start ramp a kayak race has ever had. I mean, if I WERE racing , I'd clearly beat all of you (I'd make Andre Spino-Smith look like a roadside gaper).
If you want even half a chance, then I make it known that we're setting up the start ramp a week from today (friday). You had better get out there friday afternoon and drop that ramp a few times. That's the only way you could possible have even come close to the time I would have posted had I been racing.
On the river, I can abandon who I am and what I've done. However brief it lasts, while on the river I am nothing important and everything insignificant. I am flotsam, and happy to be so.