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Old 06-01-2010   #1
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Can U Beat Him?

Tao has a little incentive for you to show up and race at the Lyons Outdoor Games.....

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Old 06-01-2010   #2
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was that a quote from the poudre champ to?
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Old 06-01-2010   #3
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What if Marty and Booth raced Tao in the Dynamic Duo, I would put in some cash to see that for sure!!!! Maybe there should be a Duo creek race at the Lyons Games?
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Old 06-01-2010   #4
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beer value is high.....
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Old 06-01-2010   #5
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I can beat him...

In a height contest.
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Old 06-01-2010   #6
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He should come to Animas River days and do the town run Down river race, I'd put up some money that he will get beat by at least (2) people in Durango, most likely about 5.

The boats are longer and the paddles look wierd.

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Old 06-01-2010   #7
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Gnarrows champ where u at? Back from Cali ready to knock of the reigning champ? We need you and your Gus to represent for the CO.

I think I'm putting on for this one myself. Mainly because I heard a rumor that if you beat Tao he is going to personally count out 5 crisp hundred dollar bills and put them in your hand at the awards ceremony and the scene will be featured in the next demshitz movie!
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Old 06-01-2010   #8
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tao offering money to anyone who can beat him? a few years ago he backed off rodgers creek while we bagged it because he said it was "too high" and jacque his photographer couldn't get the right angle for a shot. too bad he doesn't offer money to people for running shit he walks.

marty, my nomad broke on ssv 2 weeks ago and it's going to take a month to get another. hook me up with a villain and i'll paddle that thing everyday until the race and we can split tao's money when i put him to shame again.
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I don't know anything about tao...heck, I'm a rafter...but I love good smack-talk. And at least he's being cool about the challange as he gives props to other paddlers.

I'll be looking forward to hearing about one of you dudes taking his money. Until then, seems like talking shit about the guy is pretty pointless. He's putting his jack where his mouth is...let's see one of you guys take it. He isn't even asking for a match, so what's to loose?
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Unbelievable. No way I would win this one, but I'm pissed that I can't at least race. Everyone better be getting into this one - that's an awesome race. Props to Tao for sticking some money into his shit talking - love it. Jen that was also awesome!
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