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Old 10-13-2010   #1
 
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Break Down Paddles Are Bad Ass!

I was wrong about break down paddles they are bad ass! I created the following video to express how bad ass break down paddles are and so JDHOG would let me use his paddle this weekend.

Break Down Paddles Are Bad Ass!

It is hillarious although take caution the G word may be used in access! Enjoy!

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Old 10-13-2010   #2
 
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Nate,
I feel that you are very sincere in your belief that break down paddles are badass. I will allow you to use my breakdown paddle if you assure me that you will be gentle when you manipulate my shaft. With all the recent use that my shaft has taken I fear that it will lose it's stiffness. Enjoy paddling with those hippies!

PS: Please don't get poisen ivy on my shaft. It would make future manipulation of my shaft uncomfortable and itchy!
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You guys are sick. Not sure how I got involved. Maybe it was the post about kicking Josh in the Balls. That was a sweet codpiece though Josh.
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To be perfectly honest... you are all clearly retards tinged with homoerotic fetishism. I had no idea those two things could actually coexist, but apparently they can. Such a combination, no doubt, is a rare feat of human capability. I applaud you.
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You shouldn't make fun of retards...plus if you change the J to an H you will fit right in with us. You can admit the superhero costum turned you on.
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You shouldn't make fun of retards...plus if you change the J to an H you will fit right in with us. You can admit the superhero costum turned you on.
I admit nothing!
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Retards are bad ass!
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Nate,
I feel that you are very sincere in your belief that break down paddles are badass. I will allow you to use my breakdown paddle if you assure me that you will be gentle when you manipulate my shaft. With all the recent use that my shaft has taken I fear that it will lose it's stiffness. Enjoy paddling with those hippies!

PS: Please don't get poisen ivy on my shaft. It would make future manipulation of my shaft uncomfortable and itchy!
I was fortunate enough to be given jdhog's shaft two weekends ago. I had broken my shaft and while one of my buddies was dying to give me his shaft in exchange for my bent-shaft i promptly destroyed his shaft in a hole I found and had to resort to jdhog's weaker, yet still stiff shaft to help me continue to get wet. A good shaft is a shaft you can share with your friends! The end.
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