To be perfectly honest... you are all clearly retards tinged with homoerotic fetishism. I had no idea those two things could actually coexist, but apparently they can. Such a combination, no doubt, is a rare feat of human capability. I applaud you.
On the river, I can abandon who I am and what I've done. However brief it lasts, while on the river I am nothing important and everything insignificant. I am flotsam, and happy to be so.