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Old 05-21-2013   #1
 
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Bootie=beer protocol for non-drinkers?

Will any alternate beverage suffice?

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Old 05-21-2013   #2
 
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Milk.
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I don't know, don't paddle with people who don't drink beer. You can't trust them.
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The term "Bootie-Beer" already causes a smirk.
Now looking at HOJO's avatar and seeing the suggestion for "milk" made me laugh out load.

Just had an epiphany to try syrup next time for body shots.
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My kids drink bootie root beers.


You're still consuming a beverage out of a piece of footwear containing questionable riverfunk.
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get them to buy you an icecream...
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Squirtgun!

That's where you shotgun (cut a hole open on the side of can) a Squirt. Squirt is a citrus soda in case you aren't familiar. Standard protocol.

Or milk from the bootie works.
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Will any alternate beverage suffice?
Yes! Always appease the river-gods.
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First, blow a lot of smoke into a bootie, then pass it.
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