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Old 05-23-2013   #51
 
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PBR me... um.. never mind.

Look, it's simple. You either do or don't do the bootie beer. If you're a non drinker and want to do the bootie then you drink what ever. The key is the bootie, or, optionally, a flip flop I guess. F*ing montana boaters I don't know what all the fuss is about. Adgieser, I'd advise that you implement the "pabst beard ribbon". This way we'll know if your swim is just a pathetic attempt at mooching beer or not!
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Look, it's simple. You either do or don't do the bootie beer.
Exactly. No whiney excuse about superior intelligence or life experience needed for not partaking. You're not going to get beat up on the playground for not doing what the cool kids are doing. Be confident in your wussiness!
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Old 05-23-2013   #53
 
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however you like to punish yourself is ok, as long as you punish yourself!
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Love the ProBoater'sBeer (PBR) beard.


Thinking I need to wear more towards the top of my head though.
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I think everyone should just take a turn pissing in your kayak if you are first to swim
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Will any alternate beverage suffice?
Absolutly not!
Even if it throws them into a long bout of alcoholism and potentially even suicid they must drink that bootie beer!
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I drink enough beer weather I swim or not, when I drink it and how is my decision. But beware I am usually the last one up...........
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My buddy took a shot out of a strippers butt, bootie beers are the equivalent of eating a fudruckers burger compared to a Big Mac(strippers butt)... Montana... Thank god I didn't have to watch..
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however you like to punish yourself is ok, as long as you punish yourself!


You guys are assholes. I'm going to take up knitting. That crew seems a lot nicer if I miss a purl.




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My buddy took a shot out of a strippers butt, bootie beers are the equivalent of eating a fudruckers burger compared to a Big Mac(strippers butt)... Montana... Thank god I didn't have to watch..
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