PBR me... um.. never mind.
Look, it's simple. You either do or don't do the bootie beer. If you're a non drinker and want to do the bootie then you drink what ever. The key is the bootie, or, optionally, a flip flop I guess. F*ing montana boaters
I don't know what all the fuss is about. Adgieser, I'd advise that you implement the "pabst beard ribbon". This way we'll know if your swim is just a pathetic attempt at mooching beer or not!
On the river, I can abandon who I am and what I've done. However brief it lasts, while on the river I am nothing important and everything insignificant. I am flotsam, and happy to be so.