blue hand paddles
I've seen some peopes on the river with these blue hand paddles that some guy supposedly makes out of barrels...they're cheap, too, so the legend goes. Anybody know how I can get my hands on some? Believe it or not, that terrible pun was purely intentional.
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot. -Jack Handy