Duude, you've gotta fix that one. This is what you need: G54125-MB 500 12GA BLK TACT FOREARM 6SH CYL BORE
But no, seriously, you've got to have somewhere you can keep it. A closet, a deck to hang it from, etc. I've kept mine under the bed and under the dining room table. When we didn't have a coffee table in the living room I just flipped it over and used the planing hull. Be creative...anything's better that cat piss.