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Old 07-29-2009   #1
 
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Bill O'Reilly calls Kayaker a "Patriot"

Not sure if hell has frozen or if I hallucinated, but check this out:

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Guess that means Bill endorses Homelessness, Joblessness, sleeping in the dirt, promiscuity, hourly safety meetings, bootie drinking, whisley drinking and many other unmentionables.

That is classic. And you know what, Tyler is definitely a Patriot in my book. And so is every homeless, jobless sleeping in the dirk hung over kayaker in the world. Except the ones that don't drink booties, cause bootie drinking is goddamn patriotic.

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I now no longer want to be a kayaker, that or I am going to kayak for the Afghanistan national team
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I now no longer want to be a kayaker, that or I am going to kayak for the Afghanistan national team

That's it! I'm getting rid of my "factor" doormat, coffemug, tea-shirt and my Bill Oreilly biography and oh... my bill oreilly dick ring.
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Do you have a "No Spin Zone" fan?
Dang I actually want a no spin zone fan.
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Do you have a "No Spin Zone" fan?

I only have one at work positioned under my desk. It blows my pbr farts out of my cubby into the main area specifically the copier. That's why I can't get rid of the fan it's a necessity.
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So, TB does this in April and Dumbass O'Reilly and the remainder of the *ahem* liberal media, just now picks up on it? I don't get it? If someone pushed O'Reilly off the water fall, now that person would be a Patriot and a half!
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So, TB does this in April and Dumbass O'Reilly and the remainder of the *ahem* liberal media, just now picks up on it? I don't get it? If someone pushed O'Reilly off the water fall, now that person would be a Patriot and a half!
I was trying to figure out what flying down a waterfall had to do with patriotism... until your post.
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I still am not getting the political connection associated with hucking your meat, but O'Reilly is apparently one notch cooler than any of us gave him credit for just by claiming that hucking your meat is indeed patriotic. Go TB.
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I still am not getting the political connection associated with hucking your meat, but O'Reilly is apparently one notch cooler than any of us gave him credit for just by claiming that hucking your meat is indeed patriotic. Go TB.
Cutch, I'm a righty but believe o man was calling him a pinhead not patriot. If you've ever watched the show it's called pinhead/patriot segment ...i believe in that segment the second profile was the patriot. Correct me if i'm wrong but I think that was the gist of the clip.
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