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Old 01-12-2009   #1
 
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Be gentle with me, I'm delicate

New here. Not sure if there are posting requirements or initiation rituals and hazing processes for noobs. I'm confident you will be helpful in this regard, either that or tell me to get lost, most likely both. I'll just start with this and see how things go mkay?









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Anybody like river nymphs?

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Old 01-12-2009   #2
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Just playin. Your offerings of river poon and sacrificial booty beers will surely please the rivergods. You should fit in just fine.

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Good to see someone has a sense of humor.

Seriously though, rules? Is there a dress code because I'm kind of sloppy and not bathing that often as of late.

What is everyone's favorite raft? Why? Please keep your responses under 60,000 characters and try to use as much profanity as possible. Points will be awarded for creativity.
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Old 01-12-2009   #4
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well as a Buzz Moderator I'll consult the rules. lets see: rage [check], rafts [check], bootie beer [check], and bootie [check]. looks like everything is a okay with me! (i dont have the final say but welcome).
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What rivers are the pics from? And what's her ph #?
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What rivers are the pics from? And what's her ph #?

I's never much fer book larnin' and cuudent unnerstand the sines at the boot rmp.

I dropped my phone in the toilet.
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I don't like my avatar.

It was supposed to be a .gif file of some random white dude in a hoodie dancing like he'd just got done smoking crack for the first time.

I've proven that I am inept at the computer. I put the users to task. Find me an avatar.





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Try this one:
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Old 01-13-2009   #9
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Anybody like river nymphs?
Damn, I just swamped my boat....on the other hand, I never want to get out of that hole!
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Really, perhaps you found the wrong forum? Looking for TGR, maybe?

You'll find out that there are plenty of river nymphs here, that we row circles around the guys, and we don't just stand around like models that you will never achieve. But you'll never achieve us either - so how about you just run shuttle for me?

Nice boating pics too. At least you've got half of a good start.
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