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Old 04-07-2010   #1
 
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Babies, booze, boats, and brawts?

Hey guys! I am a party animal and love my booze and brawts. Recently my girlfriend had a baby and apparently I'm the father. Well she grew up all spoiled and shit while I had to pay for my own Lucky Jeans. Two different worlds! We been arguing lately because I want to take my 7 month old down the river and she says it ain't safe. I got arm bands, a life jacket, and everything. She says I smoke to much, drink to much, and eat to much. What are the chances if I got a big ass inner tube, arm bands, and my old lifejacket on him? Stick up for me here brothers. She is crazy!

BTW-What length paddles are best for a 7 month old kid, and should I actually bring water? We are on a damn river after all.

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I'm with you, E. No time like the present for the baby to Man-Up!
The best length paddles are the ones you already have...
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whats the point of this post?
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Who settles a fight with the mother of his child on an internet forum?

You should get a reality TV show instead. I can see it now...
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Point of this post? Drunk rant maybe, to see who get's their butt hurt.

No- He told you. Whats the best length paddle for a 7 year old kid?

Whats the point of half the posts on here? Besides how to pack, get to, shuttle, rig and run Westwater. Then how to trailer home of course.
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whats the point of this post?
My Guess:

If your dumb enough to have to go on an internet forum to ask if it's okay to take your infant boating then your probably too stupid and shouldn't be pro-creating in the first place!
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Ruffy the dumb bitch and get that kid on the water. Let me know when and where and I'll come with my bisexual three year old son. Maybe he can hook up with your little one!
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Recently my girlfriend had a baby and apparently I'm the father.
you should get a DNA.

you can get them from here for free:

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Personally, I enjoyed Grif's posts a lot more. At least he was funny.
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Personally, I enjoyed Grif's posts a lot more. At least he was funny.
word...eddy bound? please?
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