Why are you asking me? How would I know? Do you wear and ear ring or something? I kind of see kayakers as androgynous. You know the helmet and all I can't see your face and all you junk is below decks. If you were seriously interested in a partner you get a real boat. You know the drill. Lay across my cooler and pass me a cold one now and then.
Why does Pluto walk on all fours, drink from a dog bowl, and get treated like...a dog, while Goofy drives a car, wears clothing, and speaks in English?