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Old 09-08-2014   #1
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Am I the only single straight Kayaker in Montana?

Hey all- I am a single dude boater. I would love to meet a women who shares my interests. Any single ladies who like paddling want to have a river date?

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Old 09-08-2014   #2
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I'm a total catch, especially while swimming.
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What do you call a kayaker without a girlfriend?
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Nice and mature guys. Let it go.
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Hey all- I am a single dude boater. I would love to meet a women who shares my interests. Any single ladies who like paddling want to have a river date?

Someone who likes boating, drinking beer, and watching football? I think you're asking for the wrong gender.
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What do you call a kayaker without a girlfriend?
Homeless?
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Someone who likes boating, drinking beer, and watching football? I think you're asking for the wrong gender.
I rarely drink beer and I almost never watch football. So don't worry ladies I'm still interested
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In between swimmers
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Why are you asking me? How would I know? Do you wear and ear ring or something? I kind of see kayakers as androgynous. You know the helmet and all I can't see your face and all you junk is below decks. If you were seriously interested in a partner you get a real boat. You know the drill. Lay across my cooler and pass me a cold one now and then.
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As one man once told me:
"In kayaking, there's a lot of 5's and 6's, and 9's and 10's. It really sucks cause I'm a 7-8 kinda guy!"
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