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Well well well, here we are getting ready for another race which it seems you were all scared to do at 3 feet when I posted last. And let me tell you old man river, uppers was actually changed to "Paul's Fun Land" because of the english I have been putting down on it, and last year, go ahead look at the pictures, that was me NASA styling the air move over Lief's capsized craft. I just didn’t want to embarrass you by beating you from the second heat, I had to stop and surf for a few minutes when I saw you at the groover! And this year while I am walking back up to the top of lowers having all my gear carried by my escort of your friends I will point down to you and laugh when your doing the airplane move because the real line makes you pee your bed at night! I already have the display case on my mantel and the leather to strap that thing to my waist so lets stop all this and just hand it over now, stay home with the wife and kids and avoid all the embarrassment that comes with knowing the arthritis wont let you get out of the starting eddy.
Paul the Kayaker/Winner/Champ/Agent/BuckleWearer/BoofMaster/GoldMetalist/BlueRibbonHolder/Ronto
You can pick one!
"Ignition in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...We have take off!!"
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