So the flows are droppin and everyone is itching to get after this belt buckle, especially Leif's mom, well my boof and my woman is poppin....
so a call out is in order.
Denver...
is there anyone down there that can race? It is nice to have Fred up here, but he just runs clean up for safety reasons. Cutch, your first run down the narrows will be a fun race, for Fred. SuperDuckey, you better bring your cape, you'll need it.
Pagel, I know we used to race with Zinn at 4 feet for the f_ of it, but now its formal and we need some nastalgia for the young guys.
Boulder...
Wiggler come on up, we haven't had representation from Boulder since Crash was here in 99' Maybe the Craw will bring it home for you guys..
Mountain Boys and West Slopers...
Don't bother... Although we will give you guys a free six pack of the goods for showing up and competing in the heats, so you have something to enjoy during the finals.
Routers...
I am somewhat nervous about you all, however there are sieves, undercuts, hydraulics and boofs to contend with, so no, not really.
Now...
Paul the Premature... you posted to early about this and just like last year you will probably blow your wad in uppers.
Leif, I like chocolate, so bring a cooler full of ice cream for the after party.
Dotcom, please schedule a video crew, so that I can get a shot in your new online guidebook, titled "he does it again".
Lotsa.. do you even count.. you'll be to busy talking about leif's mom on the side.
Rando, don't bring the kids, they think their dad is tough, you don't want to shatter that for them.
yourrealsad, bring your hotpants, floaties, motor, whatever you need, but the cougars won't be asking about any bling on your waist.
Francois, with this field,your second place is wrapped up for you.
others that I missed, dont' be offended... this race field is full of a bunch of choads anway.
so.. last year it was August 30th and 1.5 on the gauge and good times. This year is not looking so great for that date. But I hope we are wrong. Regardless we are shooting for 2 feet. Yesterday was 2.25...
We could be racing Friday, or next week.. hopefully later... hard to say.. But as always stay tuned... we hope to give a day or two warning...
Rally your women ( I like the attention) and grab some friends to set safety.