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Well what I heard is that it is closed for your protection. Big brother wants to make sure your virgin eyes aren't corrupted by the sight of two moose doing the horizontal mambo. While it is all right to watch lions jack rabbit on the nature channel, Moose take their time and put in the ol' long deep stroke. Much like the one you will take on Double Trouble. Because of this, the Department of Family Values, which is an dep. under the umbrella of Homeland Security does not want to have people witness such atrocities. Consider it a parental advisory for mother nature.
This is just what I heard, it has yet to be confirmed. I think it is along the line of us landing on the moon.
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