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Old 06-26-2009   #35
ericnourse
 
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Profile:  Greeley, Colorado
Paddling Since: 84
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Originally Posted by Phil U. View Post
Axually, its the trash talkers that would ignore a swimmer that don't belong in the sport... I'd rather paddle with Nikki or most other women paddlers I know than any of you turkey legs... and the Shlitz is on me.

Say, we're those magic brownies you were calling for?
Hey watch it now. If you show to much affection toward women, the man haters will jump into the forum and crush you. Especially the Know-it-all from Missoula who has been rafting for a whopping 3 years!

This reminds me of when a girl flipped above Skull on W Water. She went into the Room of Doom. I was the only one out of a dozen boaters to go in to help. I got her put together and tried to lead her out. She couldn't, so I paddled back in, hiked her boat up the cliff and 1/3 of a mile down the river along the cliff bank. I then roped her boat down and set up a line for her to get down. I then went back up and paddled out.

She never said thank you, and that night she was rubbing my friend's leg under the table.

I like Takemetotheriver's joke: What's the difference between a female kayaker and a bear?

One is brown and hairy and the other is a bear.
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