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So let me get this straight, a raft full of little children and cute kittens flipped and all the kittens and children died because the playboaters couldn't get to them as they had no paddles because they needed one hand for the schlitz and the other for the turkey leg as they threw loops while debating Sarah Palin, plus they were hypothermic without any coats in their playboats? So then the asshole playboaters went to warm themselves up in their Nissan 370Zs, but they all died too because they couldn't find the keys?
And you watched all of the kittens die. You watched all the children die. You laughed as the play boaters died by their fancy sports cars of hypothermia and unbandaged hang nails. You could have helped, but instead you dropped your innertube and bandaids and your coors light and hurried to teh intranetz to rant and get high! You should be banned from tubing the river FOREVERRRRRR!
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