"Hello. I will be your overzealous landowner for the day."
My favorite activities include/but are not limited to:
1. wasting holiday weekend waiting by Willow Creek bridge with dip-shit friend from out of state
2. photographing kayakers
3. accusing them of trespassing
4. being confrontational
5. Not listening to common sense and/or the law
"so please, come on up to Willow creek so that I can make the sheriff drive 25 miles out of his way to inform you that I'm full of shit."