Originally Posted by craporadon
Anyone want to buy my lame ass "iSUP" shirt, you're probably gonna need it to score any hotties with shaved armpits in the Ark Valley this summer.
oh! Shit! Thats where I've been going wrong! Maybe I should try shaving my armpits so that they are always itchy & razor burned or stubbly & pokey... aaaah, the secret to life & being a hottie is finally revealed to me! Thanks dude! Oh, wait, but then I couldn't wear my lame ass ipaddle t-shirt, cuz it would cover up my shaven glory!