Well.......since you insist..........one last joke for the night.
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99."
She goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and down the hill to Boulder creek, where he pushes her in and sends her floating down the creek.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She, too, is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the creek.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side-by-side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year.