Yep, you guys are onto me.... except I really am
a woman. Just a 327 lb one with bad hair, bad teeth, bad skin, social interaction issues, irritable bowel syndrome, flatulence problems, stringy hair, a femullet, and pigeon toes.... oh, who doesn't paddle and prefers toobing, too, BTW.
I hope you're happy now, Hammer.... forcing my hand to reveal all my dirty secrets to the world like this! And where the hell are you getting this "hot chick" reference? You mean the post from, what a month(???) ago where I was giving it back to BSoE after he catalogued all the reasons I might not consider relocating to his fair state? um, not sure that counts, buddy!