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Old 05-19-2015   #731
 
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I've got a yellow York Pac, which as you all know are not made anymore.

The material came from a batch that was made by dwarf Tibetan monks who blessed the plastic concoction as they were pouring it into the mold. It is truly a magical York Pac!

Because of its' rare nature, the magical materials, and the fact that its old, I'll sell it to a lucky person for just $2000.
DIBS DIBS DIBS!

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Old 05-19-2015   #732
 
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Though, not blessed by anything, but made from virgin polyethelene, I'll sell our large York pack for $995.00.
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Old 06-04-2015   #733
 
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This one is kind of funny,

Why would a professional river runner add more than $400? worth of D-rings to an Aire lynx when they already have all the tie down loops to strap to on the inside? No need at all for the extra expense. No need for extra heavy fabric either as the lynx is already super duper tough. Never drags a boat either, that must be tough to always be picking up the boat, especially when loaded? Does anyone that owns an aire boat seriously unzip the tubes after each use to dry the inside?

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Old 06-04-2015   #734
 
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Surely the most pompous ad I've ever seen.

". . . do not make offers. When I price a boat for sale I know what price is a fair price."
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Old 06-04-2015   #735
 
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Not only that, but with such a high end boat and price you do NOT get the deluxe seet, instead you get the wonderful opportunity to choose between the basic cheap seat or a slightly better than basic - but be warned, the DELUXE seat is NOT included. Maybe he'll drop the price if one opts out of the seat all together!

Disclaimer: I am a careless and terrible non-professional AIRE inflatable owner. In many years of AIRE ownership and usage I have only ever unzipped sections to make repairs or clean out valves. I will try to do better by unzipping after each usage to clean, wash, and disinfect, I will 303 it all inside and out, and only inflate with helium.
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Old 06-04-2015   #736
 
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Disclaimer: I am a careless and terrible non-professional AIRE inflatable owner. In many years of AIRE ownership and usage I have only ever unzipped sections to make repairs or clean out valves. I will try to do better by unzipping after each usage to clean, wash, and disinfect, I will 303 it all inside and out, and only inflate with helium.
Us too, warning, serious abuse to follow:

dragging boats!


As a couch, ouch!


Who knows what happens in the middle of the night if you have to take a pee and side-cock it!
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Old 06-04-2015   #737
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Shit, you beat me to another one! One day we will have to paddle together Shap! I got to do the Boulder to Gravel bin run on the North Umpqua last weekend, great fun! I am liking the little Lynx!
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Old 06-18-2015   #738
 
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sum kind of speciul

sum speciul heavery duty rubber. Someone should jump on this before I do.

FISHING RAFT OR JUST RAFT WITH ORRS - $250
FISHING RAFT OR JUST RAFT WITH ORRS

Because "ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PUT THE LIGHT WEIGHT ALUMINUM FRAME INSIDE THE RAFT,,,STRAP IT DOWN AND HOOK UP YOUR SMALL MOTOR OR TROLLING MOTOR AND HAVE A NICE DAY ON THE RIVER"

Wish I could see the ORRS. Probably a pair of cataracts...
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Old 06-22-2015   #739
 
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Jackson Hero kayak
$2,086,509,006.00/offer; sounds a bit high, but you could probably offer an even 2 billion.
https://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=21...kayak&ad_cid=5
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Old 06-23-2015   #740
 
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sum speciul heavery duty rubber. Someone should jump on this before I do.

FISHING RAFT OR JUST RAFT WITH ORRS - $250
FISHING RAFT OR JUST RAFT WITH ORRS

Because "ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PUT THE LIGHT WEIGHT ALUMINUM FRAME INSIDE THE RAFT,,,STRAP IT DOWN AND HOOK UP YOUR SMALL MOTOR OR TROLLING MOTOR AND HAVE A NICE DAY ON THE RIVER"

Wish I could see the ORRS. Probably a pair of cataracts...
Almost seems like that frame is a good deal for a c-note. Offer him 50, he seems more proud of the boat.
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