Okay, I put the pencil to it (and took Mogur's advice) and determined it made the most sense to build my own, plus it'll be fun. Frontierplay has a fittings kit on ebay that I think will be the ticket, and I may change my mind once I try it, but I think 1 1/4" EMT will work just fine for the pipe. I grabbed a 10' stick last night at Home Despot and jumped up and down on it with no adverse results other than a couple of funny looks. I'll throw some pics on here when I finally get 'er done. Thanks again everyone.