Back in the day when I was a guide on the Royal Gorge, below Corner Pocket there was a hole we surfed with the rafts we called Nymphomaniac. Cuz it sucked you in, got you all wet, and wouldn't let you go!
Other than that:
North Fork of the Blackwater, WV - Cow Pissing on a Flat Rock, and Gluteal Mash (sp?)
Upper Blackwater, WV - My Nerves Are Shot! I Can't Take It Anymore!
Upper Yough, MD - Meatcleaver, Heinzerling, and Powerful Popper
Big Sandy Creek, WV - Big Splat
Cheat River, WV - Big Nasty, followed by Even Nastier
Upper Gauley - Insignificant (anything but..)
Yule Creek - Oriental Massage, followed by Happy Ending