Technically, it's you who wants to get technical. I just want to learn to be a better rower with my rows. Eventually I'll be an amazing rowsman. Probably not until I get the vocabulary right though. What can I say? I'm a SimpleMan.
"The Chinaman is not the issue here dude!"
"Oh and incidentally dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please."
Dude, I'd see you on the river but I'm hardly ever out there.