Beers on Saturday
Alright y'all, it's sounding like Saturday around lunch time at the Trailhead. I'll be wearing a red rose on my lapel. You are to approach me and say "the coconuts become ripe in the fall." To which I reply, "would those be Hawaiian coconuts or Asian coconuts?" This will be your signal that I am in fact SimpleMan and fairly safe to speak with. Seriously though, Trailhead Patio, 1:00, I'll buy the first round of PBRs. I'll bring the Southwest Rivers bible.
Dude, I'd see you on the river but I'm hardly ever out there.