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Old 02-04-2014   #1
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S%@T Rafters Say!

Shit that River Rafters Say - YouTube

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Old 02-04-2014   #2
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OMG right down the f@*#ing middle! hippity ho here we go! I love it.

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Old 02-04-2014   #3
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Funny S%@T!!!
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Old 02-05-2014   #4
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But that could have been waaaaaaaaay better.
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Old 02-05-2014   #5
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Not one mentioned a cooler. Nobody argued about oar locks vs pins and clips. Not a single second devoted to dry boxes. These guys apparently haven't even heard of the statistic of "beers per day." Have they heard of fireball? What about folding tables? Can my pansy-ass relative make it down the Grand if I give em an invite? "Can a relationship really survive a grand trip?"

"Dude, can I join your Grand trip even though we've never met? I swear I'm the coolest guy you'll meet on the internet." "Are Yeti's really worth the extra $$$?" "How many poops can my group fit in a groover if we only eat bean burritos and bacon for 10 days?" "Is August too low for the Main?" "Saturns SUCK" "Can I make it out of Cataract without a motor?" "I'm scared"

Seriously, this video actually sucks and clearly has nothing to do with 98% of what rafting is about.

And you missed the biggest, most pressing question of all: "So the world cup is on this summer... do you think I can get a peli case big enough to fit my flatscreen and my satellite rig? I really wanna watch it during my Canyon trip."

I had high hopes when I saw that link.
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Old 02-05-2014   #6
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Have you seen my cup?
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Old 02-05-2014   #7
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Really you could just read off the MountainBuzz discussion titles.
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Old 02-06-2014   #8
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Proof that women on a trip make it both more enjoyable and more complicated.

It's my view that women start most of the "discussions" ........or inflame them...........dealing with such heady issues such as "to drain or not to drain" and how many poops fit in a groover and so on.

I mean, you got a bunch of old farts in the canyon. Their attitude is, if it ain't raining I don't need a tent, if it is it's to wet to put one up. Long as there's beer accessible, the planets will remain in their orbits and life is good.

A woman on the other hand will tend to ask "why" and then want to discuss it.

(Schutzie runs for the other end of camp)

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